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are from actual medical records written by paramedics, emergency room receptionists,
transcriptionists and physicians.
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The patient was admitted
for a near sinkable episode.
The skin was moist and dry.
Patient was alert and unresponsive.
Occasional, constant, infrequent
The patient had waffles
for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
Her father died of a ruptured
When she fainted, her eyes
rolled around the room.
The lab test indicated a
normal lover function.
I saw your patient today,
who is still under our car for physical therapy.
The patient lives at home
with hs mother, father and a pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day
care three times a week.
She stated that she had
been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce.
The patient was to have
a bowel resection. However he took a job as a stock broker instead.
Examination reveals a well-developed
male lying in bed with his family in no distress.
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While in the emergengy room,
she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
If the patient has continued
pain a pornographic view of the mandible is recommended.
Exam of the genitalia reveals
that he is circus sized.
Rectal exam revealed a normal
Bleeding statted in the
rectal area and continued all the way to Los Angeles.